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Ah, the realtor who helped me out! She is like a mix between a tour guide and a stand-up comedian.
With their bright smile and enthusiastic attitude, they'll take you on a whirlwind tour of every house in the neighborhood, pointing out all the amazing features like a hype man at a concert. "Check out this kitchen! It's got enough counter space to host a cooking show!" they'll exclaim.
But that's not all. They'll also regale you with hilarious anecdotes about previous buyers and sellers, like the time they had to pry a couch out of a doorway with a crowbar or the time a cat accidentally locked them in a bathroom for an hour.
And just when you think you've seen it all, they'll surprise you with a ridiculous marketing tactic, like offering a free llama with the purchase of a new home. Hey, it might sound crazy, but who wouldn't want a furry friend to greet them at the front door?
In short, jami is the kind of person who can turn a stressful home-buying experience into a fun-filled adventure. So sit back, relax, and let them show you around – who knows, you might even end up with a new pet llama!
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Tommy Spell Jacksonville
April 2023